List: Dad’s recent quips

1. Mid July 2015. I proposed watering my succulent plant with a bit of selzer. He remarks, “Maybe it’ll burp.”

2. Mid July 2015. I ask him if I should give my succulent a tiny sip of my juice. He remarks, “Sure! Plants love juice!”

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